today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
watching the guys practice in a field in the middle of no where in the dark is actually fucking sweet
- baby: e- e-e- e-
- parent: oh my gosh it's his first word!
- baby: eat shit bob
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.